"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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