walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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