she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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