So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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