he thought i was a dude.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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