I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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