he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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