can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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