may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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