OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Randomize
