I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
