Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
