he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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