I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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