the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Duck Duck Cougar?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So much Jack, so little girl.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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