he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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