Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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