This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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