I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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