Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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