where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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