it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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