hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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