I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
this hospital has no fireball
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
