Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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