I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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