when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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