***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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