i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm at about main and main street
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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