Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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