You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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