windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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