Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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