ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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