11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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