Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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