she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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