they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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