If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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