Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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