Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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