My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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