She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I need to align my fucking chakras
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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