HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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