Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm both gender and math confused
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
