Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
