If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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