Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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