haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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