Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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