I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I will pee on everything he values.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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