we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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