i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
What drink are we having for lunch?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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