O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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